(Sondheim probably wrote a tune that matches this. Or else it’s from Hamilton. Whatever Broadway tune it is escapes me, but hopefully these new lyrics will amuse you.)
Limes, Listerine and Lysol.
Limes, Listerine, and Lysol.
Limes. Listerine. Lysol.
We need three things. Just three things.
Limes. Listerine. Lysol.
One to eat, one to rinse, one to clean.
None to inject.
All three disinfect.
Limes. Listerine. Lysol.
Limes. Listerine. Lysol.
Did I type them in the app?
Do I see them on the list?
Are they hiding in the trunk?
Can you find them in the house?
Limes. Listerine. Lysol.
We need three things.
Just three things.
One to eat, one to rinse, one to clean.
Do we have them? No!
Can we get them on the go?
Find them somewhere
I don’t know but I feel…
Limes.
Listerine.
Lysol.
Three things.
I need…..